I want to stick my p in your. b.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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