awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
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Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
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can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
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