Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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