we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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