I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
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Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
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Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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