Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
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She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
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3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
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