Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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