I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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