dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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