I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
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dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
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You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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