does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
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There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
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I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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