is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
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