She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
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Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
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I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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