is your mom at the bar?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
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last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
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I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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