i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I have post one night stand depression
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