Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
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She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
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On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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