Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her