I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa