Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
You ate ashes out of my bong
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Come on in and take your pants off
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