You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
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i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
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i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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