Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
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Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
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She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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