are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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