you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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