Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
His nipple licking is glorious
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