yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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