He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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