It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
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Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
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I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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