Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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