too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
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He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
When did angry sex become our thing?
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
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Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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