i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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