Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
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Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
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I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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