So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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