the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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