this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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