I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
We left the knife in your bed.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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