dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
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You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
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Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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