At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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