I love black thongs
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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