it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
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so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
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It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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