then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Randomize
