Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
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She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
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It's shark week go big or go home
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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