lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
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do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
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Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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