No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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