my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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