You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
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Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
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I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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