my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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