Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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