he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Randomize
