big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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