i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
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you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
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in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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