I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
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Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
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I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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