You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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