did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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