Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
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He called his prostate his "boner button".
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
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I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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