I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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