3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
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I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
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All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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